Am I allowed to have standards?: Archive

I really don't understand what makes my family...

~*luv u 2 assholes

Dec 31st

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I am at a dressy affair

And I saw someone with khakis with an untucked shirt and visible undershirt, I have black pants, black patent shoes, black vest, white button up, and a striped purple tie. Someone will get punched in the face. This just makes me think about how I will enforce whatever dress code happens when I get married. That is my biggest pet peeve ever

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“What does sex feel like?”

– Grossest thing overheard at Disneyland

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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Anyone on instagram I just live blogged my trip

Sorry I’m not sorry! One more day!

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Sometimes I read your blog

And I think, “god I hope you look back on this and think I was such an idiot” but the most unfortunate thing is I don’t think you will. #repressed anger

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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hipsters & snobs

me: I am getting bored with my itunes, its making me sad. and I am going to use a top 25 albums by NPR listeners to DL some new music what are my life choices
fern: oh man is that actually good? i should try that. i usually think NPR is for like..
 hipsters and snobs
me: check and check

Dec 26th

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